Thursday, May 31, 2012

Megan: Bloggers

What better place to visit to get an idea of what people think of bloggers than urban dictionary!

Some of these are hilarious, some accurate, some offensive, all insightful as to what non-bloggers and bloggers alike think it means to be a blogger.


Blogger


"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox
any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.
blogger
A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity
Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"

blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.
You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.
Etc. Scroll through the page(s) to get more ideas.

Do you agree with these definitions?

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